Block 7 Ink

Today, I was talking to good ol' Terry Toh. Somewhere in the conversation, he told me he was gian to get a tattoo. Right now, he's considering a few design that he has already thought about. Well, being the good friend that I am, I have decided to help him by selecting the design for him. I showed him the design that I thought suited him the most and this was what he said in reply: "Fuck you, knn.........ahahahhahahahahaahahah!!!! If I get that tattoo, I confirm will be the Chief of Defense one day!!!" " It seems that he wasn't very happy with my design. So, just what is the design that has has irritated Terry so much? Well, here it is for you readers. Oh, by the way, I done the honors by putting his face in the design so that you can have a better 'feel' of how it would look like on him. SUITS HIM VERY WELL DON'T YOU THINK!!!!???? In fact, I think he's wrong at rejecting this design. Therefore, I have a started a poll at the right side of the blog. Please do the poll on whether YOU think Terry should tattoo this design on him. Hopefully, he will listen to all you readers!!!!! Peace Out Optimus

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Hero to Zero

It's seems the last post was a snub or just plain bad karma. For some odd reason, after that last post, as Mdm Cheng so correctly pointed out, no freaking body left a tag!!!! Therefore, for the sake of this blog, I have REMOVED that last post!!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! Oh, as for Thursday transformations, they are coming back soon, but heres something for the time being. I just got my hand on some rare photos that also show a transformation!!!! Mind you ladies and gentlemen, these are fresh hot out of the oven!!! From a ZERO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To everybody's HERO!!!!! KUAN KUAN!!! (Is it just me or does it look like he's half naked in the picture??????) Peace out Optimus

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Goals in Life

Let's admit it. The majority of people at Block7rocks are OLD. We will be graduating in a couple of months, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that the senior members of the block( which includes myself) start talking about what we want to do once our undergraduate experience is over. After a long a discussion, we have decided and come up with..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YES, WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! What a great idea!! Who says we don't set great expectations for ourselves??? But then we realized that perhaps that was too much to ask of us, so we decided to just take over Singapore instead. Now if you think that we are going into politics then you are wrong! You see, we have carefully laid out a plan that will bring us to power in around 20 years, however I am not that stupid to reveal the detail here. However, what I WILL reveal is the catalyst behind this plan. You see, this all started when a particular member of block 7 asked us for some opinions about pursuing a certain career. Lets call this fella: Jerry Ong Claiming to be camera shy, this was the best photo I could get him to take. So just what did Jerry want to be when he grows up? Maybe the too many episodes of Prison Break and CSI had caused something to snap in his brain. Or perhaps the many hours of reading the right doings of Constable Ah Cai as child had trigger something in his subconscious. You see, dear Jerry Ong wants to be a police man!!!!!!!! Yes a policeman!!!!! Now, I'm sure most of you would think: "What's so funny about that? Nothing wrong with being a police officer." Ah ha, but then you don't know Jerry Ong. ( If you did, you probably be laughing pretty hard right now) Lets just say that Jerry isn't the sort that you would associate with upholding the law. Breaking, maybe if not highly likely. Upholding? No chance in hell. Of course, being the kaypoh person that I am, I was interested in why he was interested in being a policeman, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(Sorry, I just can't stop laughing at the thought of him as a cop) Optimus: Eh Jerry, why you want to be a policeman? Jerry: Stop calling me Jerry. Optimus: Ok, Jerry. Jerry: I said stop it. Optimus: Ok Jerry Jerry: Arghhh...Ok, fine. Optimus: Ok Jerry, so why you want to be a policeman? Jerry: You see hor, I want to work at the CID. Optimus: Not a bad idea. Considering your tattoo, your hair, that you smoke and the way you talk, I can't picture you passing the interview to be a NORMAL policeman. Ahahahahahahhaha Jerry: Kan ni nar Optimus: So why the CID? Jerry: Oh, this one I got give a lot of thought to it. Cos hor, then I can go and catch all the prostitutes. Then hor, they all sure want to bribe me, maybe with sex! Confirm zai. Optimus: Ahahaha, you lao ti ko pei!!! Jerry: Not finish yet. After that I can still go and pimp them!! Optimus: Wahahaha. Brother, I fear for your future and the way I look at it, the future of Singapore as well!! It was with that last line that started the idea that we should one day come to power. I will slowly leak out some hints on how we will go about carrying this monumental plan. Basically, it involves me becoming the head of a bank, Jerry becoming the Police Chief, Kiki becoming a lawyer, Daro becoming the Minister of Home Affairs, Bear(I will introduce him on the blog soon) opening the nightlcub called 'Heaven' or 'Tian Tang' in chinese, and most IMPORTANTLY, Coco becoming an Air Steward in SIA. The last position regrading Coco may seem trivial when compared to the rest, but it is the very postion that MUST be secured in order to get the ball rolling. With that, I suggest that all readers start treating us better if you see any of us in person. Peace Out, Optimus (soon to be be called King Optimus)

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Tuesday Night Profiles: The Fox

Welcome to the first installment of Tuesday Night Profiles where every Tuesday, an honorary member of Block 7 will be profiled for the pure amusement of this blog's loyal readers. We begin with perhaps the most outstanding name in the list of honorary members, as he is the only one that has never actually stayed in block 7. However, due to his many interactions with the numerous members of this block, it has been unanimously agreed that he will be inducted as an honorary member. So with out any further a due, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the first inductee to Block 7 List of Honorary Members. Some say that he was a failed experiment of the SAF's new super soldier program, and that his left testicle is the same shape as our island of Singapore. All we know is, he's called: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TERRY TOH Name : Terry Toh Course : Mechanical Engineering Year : Final Year Hobbies : Impromptu Mayhem Additional Points: Owner of Terry-Yucky Last Minute BBQ Service Terry, better know nowadays as Fox, is a man of many faces. In a period of 2 years, he has manged to pull of so many changes to his physique that it would put some sliming centers to shame. Take a look back at a picture of Fox 2 years ago, Notice the incredible upper body development. He was able to pack on that amount of muscle in period of just 2 weeks. Many people have bugged him for his secret to his astonishing results over the years. but he has refused to give even the slightest of hints on all occasions. He likens his secret to an Agatha Christie novel, in that it will always be, a mystery. -__-" As for the bad hair, sword and tiger print skirt, let's just say I am not at liberty to discuss what he does in bed. Now, here's a picture of him a year later. He has lost some mass in his shoulders, but his growth in the chest region has been phenomenal!! Just looking at the picture, his chest has expanded so much that he can't even put his hands together!! And as they say, age makes one wiser. He has exchanged his sword for a much more practical weapon, a laser gun and opted for a much more sensible head gear, namely a helmet. Now he can wreck as much havoc as he wants and nobody will know his true identity. Truly a sign that he is maturing and coming of age. Now, I had the privilege of speaking to Fox earlier in the day, and here is how the conversation went. Fox: EHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Optimus: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh...ahaha. Oei, can I interview you for a while? Fox: Kan ni nar, want to blog about me riggggtht?! Optimus: Yah Yah, you popular leh. Fox: Ok, sweee. Confirm after you post about me, will have a million hits on your blog. Optimus: Ha ha, alright. First, let's get one thing straight, I am not your twin brother right? Fox: Chee Bye, confirm not lah. Optimus: Oh, Ok. (THANK YOU GOD!!!!) Optimus: Next, what have you been up to of late? Fox: Been trying my new concept service of last minute BBQ...I'm calling it Terry-Yucky. Optimus: Terry-Yucky? Oooh, a pun on teriyaki. Damn smart marketing strategy. Fox: Fucking zai right? Optimus: Confirm. So what actaully is a Last Minute BBQ? Fox: Simply put, is that if suddenly you have the urge to bbq. Give me a call. Optimus: Wow, interesting....how much prior notice do you need? Fox: Half an hour can liao. Optimus: That's very impressive. Would like to share with our readers any of your specialties? Fox: The Terry-Yucky Chicken and Terry-Yucky pork. All I marinate myself. Optimus: Sounds tasty...what is it that makes them so special then? Fox: The marinade is a secret recipe, but more importantly, it is the way you caress the marinade into the meat. Optimus: Care to specify? Fox: It's like teh neh neh (squeeze breast) like that. You need to put feeling into it. Optimus: Fantastic description. Truly worthy of someone like you. Fox. Thank you. Optimus: Alright, I think that's it for today. Thanks for your time. Fox: Your welcome. So there you have it peeps. A glimpse at one of our honorary members. Stay tune for next week installment of Tuesday Night Profiles where I talk to Alvin Lim AKA L'enfant terrible. Till then, Peace Out. Optimus

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Sex, Lies and a Videotape

Ok, I was lying about the sex and the video tape, there aren't any. But there will be tonnes of lies. Anyways, welcome to the newest blog of block 7, where all nonsense comes together, and where intelligence is put to use in the most unintelligent of ways. As this is the first post, I would like to introduce the main characters of the block. However, we will referring to each member by room number, as this adds an element of mystery to us. =) First, in room 7-2-105 Coco Nakata " The Underwear" Chua Also, in room 7- 2 - 105 JLO!!! Check out the tattoo! . . . . . . In Room 7-2-106 William (Enough said, a picture DOES paint a thousand words) Li Gor (I couldn't think of anything funny for the boring guy, so since he's on Skype 25/7, I'll just use this) . . . . . . Next in Room 7-2-107 Tommy v4.7 ( 4.7 is not his version, it's his GPA!!!!!) Kin "The Party Planner/Pooper/Organizer/Instigator/Alcohol inducer/Make people drunk and laugh" Sin . . . . . . Next room in 7-2-108 resides two of the most popular guys in Hall 2 First, everybody's favorite fastest runner, too bad he doesn't go "Beep Beep" when he runs in real life. His roomie, no prizes for guessing who this one is. =) . . . . . . The tenants of 7-2-111 Brad Pitt's self proclaimed better looking brother. Check out the jawline. Yours Truly. . . . . . . Finally, in Room 7 - 2-112 CKS!!! aka Chia Kim SOCKS!!!! Alright folks, that's it for the first post. Stay tune as more characters as well as honorary members are introduced. Peace out. PS: This the dunno how many times that the Brad Pitt's brother has try to come up with a blog. Most have ended before 12 posts as the bugger just got too lazy. Hopefully this will be much more of a success as instead of 1 person blogging, posts can be contributed by any member in the block.

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