Tuesday Night Profiles: The Fox

Welcome to the first installment of Tuesday Night Profiles where every Tuesday, an honorary member of Block 7 will be profiled for the pure amusement of this blog's loyal readers.

We begin with perhaps the most outstanding name in the list of honorary members, as he is the only one that has never actually stayed in block 7. However, due to his many interactions with the numerous members of this block, it has been unanimously agreed that he will be inducted as an honorary member.

So with out any further a due, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the first inductee to Block 7 List of Honorary Members.

Some say that he was a failed experiment of the SAF's new super soldier program, and that his left testicle is the same shape as our island of Singapore.

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TERRY TOH

Name : Terry Toh
Course : Mechanical Engineering
Year : Final Year
Hobbies : Impromptu Mayhem
Additional Points: Owner of Terry-Yucky Last Minute BBQ Service


Terry, better know nowadays as Fox, is a man of many faces. In a period of 2 years, he has manged to pull of so many changes to his physique that it would put some sliming centers to shame.

Take a look back at a picture of Fox 2 years ago,

Notice the incredible upper body development. He was able to pack on that amount of muscle in period of just 2 weeks. Many people have bugged him for his secret to his astonishing results over the years. but he has refused to give even the slightest of hints on all occasions. He likens his secret to an Agatha Christie novel, in that it will always be, a mystery. -__-"

As for the bad hair, sword and tiger print skirt, let's just say I am not at liberty to discuss what he does in bed.

Now, here's a picture of him a year later.

He has lost some mass in his shoulders, but his growth in the chest region has been phenomenal!! Just looking at the picture, his chest has expanded so much that he can't even put his hands together!!

And as they say, age makes one wiser. He has exchanged his sword for a much more practical weapon, a laser gun and opted for a much more sensible head gear, namely a helmet. Now he can wreck as much havoc as he wants and nobody will know his true identity. Truly a sign that he is maturing and coming of age.

Now, I had the privilege of speaking to Fox earlier in the day, and here is how the conversation went.

Fox: EHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Optimus: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh...ahaha. Oei, can I interview you for a while?
Fox: Kan ni nar, want to blog about me riggggtht?!
Optimus: Yah Yah, you popular leh.
Fox: Ok, sweee. Confirm after you post about me, will have a million hits on your blog.
Optimus: Ha ha, alright. First, let's get one thing straight, I am not your twin brother right?

Fox: Chee Bye, confirm not lah.
Optimus: Oh, Ok. (THANK YOU GOD!!!!)
Optimus: Next, what have you been up to of late?
Fox: Been trying my new concept service of last minute BBQ...I'm calling it Terry-Yucky.
Optimus: Terry-Yucky? Oooh, a pun on teriyaki. Damn smart marketing strategy.
Fox: Fucking zai right?
Optimus: Confirm. So what actaully is a Last Minute BBQ?
Fox: Simply put, is that if suddenly you have the urge to bbq. Give me a call.
Optimus: Wow, interesting....how much prior notice do you need?
Fox: Half an hour can liao.
Optimus: That's very impressive. Would like to share with our readers any of your specialties?
Fox: The Terry-Yucky Chicken and Terry-Yucky pork. All I marinate myself.
Optimus: Sounds tasty...what is it that makes them so special then?
Fox: The marinade is a secret recipe, but more importantly, it is the way you caress the marinade into the meat.
Optimus: Care to specify?
Fox: It's like teh neh neh (squeeze breast) like that. You need to put feeling into it.
Optimus: Fantastic description. Truly worthy of someone like you.
Fox. Thank you.
Optimus: Alright, I think that's it for today. Thanks for your time.
Fox: Your welcome.



So there you have it peeps. A glimpse at one of our honorary members. Stay tune for next week installment of Tuesday Night Profiles where I talk to Alvin Lim AKA L'enfant terrible.

Till then, Peace Out.
Optimus