Tuesday, January 22, 2008

It's Not Just About Being Naked

WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost 800 Hits, just a few more and this blog will be nearer to that goal of 10, 000, 000!!!!!!!!! Keep it up guys!

Well, first of all, apologies for the lack of post these few days. My computer was down and the other ass holes in this block, while constantly feeding me with new ideas, wouldn't lift a finger to even write even a single post amongst themselves.

As such, Tuesday Night Profile on Alvin Lim will be up on probably only in a day or two.

Next, after the post on Vendetta to be like Nakata, many queries have been brought forward with regard to his actual training program. Hence I would like to use this opportunity to clarify it up.

Of course, 100% of all questions asked were pertaining to the same issue. That is:

"Should We Carry Out These Exercises In The Buff, In Our Birthday Suit, Nude, Undressed or whatever other terms you have for Naked??"

Well now, the truth is that it is not just about performing the exercises naked. You see, what all of you have FAILED to notice, was that in ALL the photos, the DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN!!!



Yes, the open door plays a vital role in the training program.

By keeping the door open and being prone to getting caught with your pants down (literally), it's raises the heart beat as you are always kan cheong (nervous).

Furthermore, because you are kan cheong of getting caught, there is pressure to complete the exercises even faster resulting in a more intensive workout!

So, to conclude, Hero's training requires not only for you to be naked, but to have your door wide open and having your butt shown to the whole wide world as well!!!

I hope that clears up any doubts about the training program.

Also do note that that due to the overwhelming response to his training regime, Hero, with the help of Terry "Fox" Toh, will be conducting a Naked Mile Run. Interested parties may sign up for this ( In my own opinion, grotesque) event at 7-2-106

Do check back for more posts, they will be up soon.


Peace Out
Optimus.

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