Experiment: When $2 isn't really $2

Greetings to all!!! It's been quite some time since the last post. This is mainly in due to the recent craze that has been spreading around: WAHJONG!!!! If you do not know what what wahjong is, log on to www.viwawa.com to find out more. There will be a feature on wahjong soon!!!! Now, back to the issue at hand. I'm sure that all those staying in NTU are familiar with Ah Lian's Bee Hoon at the 179 Kopitiam. For non NTU-ians, it's simply a store that sells economic bee hoon which is run by a rather friendly Ah Lian. Believe it or not, they actually have a website!!! Feel free to visit www.179beehoon.blogspot.com (Thanks to jieying. I saw your msn nick, ahahahaha) I'm also very sure that many are aware of the rumor that if you are a rather good looking guy, there is a high chance that you will get a discount on your food. I, myself, have never been able to receive any of these rumored discounts although with my rather sloppy appearance, I think I don't really fulfill the necessary requirements. However, amidst all these rumors, there is an even BIGGER rumor. You see, it is rumored that AW SI KUAN (ASK) of block 7 fame, receives the biggest discount in the the entire universe!!!!!!!!! As luck would have it, on a recent supper trip, I personally had the chance to verify the rumors for myself. I won't go into details, but basically for and order of maggi mee, chicken wing and egg, it cost me a mere $2.00 when I ordered with ASK. Later when packeting for a few friends, an order of 3 packets of the same combination as above, except that ASK WASN'T around, came to a total of $8.00. How the hell does that work out?????!!!!!!! I was totally stunned, blurred, bamboozled. Well, from my point of view, the two rumors are true. First, the discount thing is true. Second, I look like crap. Ahahahhahaha. At this moment in time, my guess is that you're thinking that it doesn't matter whether a not the rumors are true or not because either: You are not good looking. You are a girl. Ah Ha!! You see, this where I, Optimus Prime, have good news for you all! Introducing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE 179 BEE HOON EXPRESS CREDIT CARD!!!!! Using this to pay for you plate of bee hoon entitles you to an undisclosed discount to your order. People interested in signing up for this card, please send me a photo of your self and I will get back to you ASAP if your application goes through. Bee Hoon: $0.30, Egg: $0.50, Chicken Wing: $1.00, For everything else: Just ASK. AHAHAHAHAH Peace Out, Optimus

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One in a Million or a Million in one?

2008 Singapore Pools Hong Bao Draw Date: 21 Feb 2008, Thursday Time: 2130 Prize Money: 10 Million Today, in order to finance our plans to take over the world, I made the diligent trip down to Bugis to buy toto at Fu Lu Shou. Along the way, I made extra effort to give my seat up TWICE. One to an auntie and the other to a lao ah pei. All this to ensure that my karma was on the right note. Anyway, when i reached the place, I WAS THE YOUNGEST BUGGER IN THE QUEUE!!!!.....All the aunties were looking at me and thinking "What is this young punk doing here???!!!!". Nonetheless, I ignored their piercing stares, and below is the results of my efforts. I bought $120 worth of quick pick!!!! That's 240 bets!!! 40 tickets!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA So come Thursday, please be informed that block 7 will be officially closed from 10 pm onwards as there will be a closed door meeting to distribute our millions. HUAT AH!!!!!!!!!! Peace out, Optimus

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Goals in Life

Let's admit it. The majority of people at Block7rocks are OLD. We will be graduating in a couple of months, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that the senior members of the block( which includes myself) start talking about what we want to do once our undergraduate experience is over. After a long a discussion, we have decided and come up with..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YES, WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! What a great idea!! Who says we don't set great expectations for ourselves??? But then we realized that perhaps that was too much to ask of us, so we decided to just take over Singapore instead. Now if you think that we are going into politics then you are wrong! You see, we have carefully laid out a plan that will bring us to power in around 20 years, however I am not that stupid to reveal the detail here. However, what I WILL reveal is the catalyst behind this plan. You see, this all started when a particular member of block 7 asked us for some opinions about pursuing a certain career. Lets call this fella: Jerry Ong Claiming to be camera shy, this was the best photo I could get him to take. So just what did Jerry want to be when he grows up? Maybe the too many episodes of Prison Break and CSI had caused something to snap in his brain. Or perhaps the many hours of reading the right doings of Constable Ah Cai as child had trigger something in his subconscious. You see, dear Jerry Ong wants to be a police man!!!!!!!! Yes a policeman!!!!! Now, I'm sure most of you would think: "What's so funny about that? Nothing wrong with being a police officer." Ah ha, but then you don't know Jerry Ong. ( If you did, you probably be laughing pretty hard right now) Lets just say that Jerry isn't the sort that you would associate with upholding the law. Breaking, maybe if not highly likely. Upholding? No chance in hell. Of course, being the kaypoh person that I am, I was interested in why he was interested in being a policeman, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(Sorry, I just can't stop laughing at the thought of him as a cop) Optimus: Eh Jerry, why you want to be a policeman? Jerry: Stop calling me Jerry. Optimus: Ok, Jerry. Jerry: I said stop it. Optimus: Ok Jerry Jerry: Arghhh...Ok, fine. Optimus: Ok Jerry, so why you want to be a policeman? Jerry: You see hor, I want to work at the CID. Optimus: Not a bad idea. Considering your tattoo, your hair, that you smoke and the way you talk, I can't picture you passing the interview to be a NORMAL policeman. Ahahahahahahhaha Jerry: Kan ni nar Optimus: So why the CID? Jerry: Oh, this one I got give a lot of thought to it. Cos hor, then I can go and catch all the prostitutes. Then hor, they all sure want to bribe me, maybe with sex! Confirm zai. Optimus: Ahahaha, you lao ti ko pei!!! Jerry: Not finish yet. After that I can still go and pimp them!! Optimus: Wahahaha. Brother, I fear for your future and the way I look at it, the future of Singapore as well!! It was with that last line that started the idea that we should one day come to power. I will slowly leak out some hints on how we will go about carrying this monumental plan. Basically, it involves me becoming the head of a bank, Jerry becoming the Police Chief, Kiki becoming a lawyer, Daro becoming the Minister of Home Affairs, Bear(I will introduce him on the blog soon) opening the nightlcub called 'Heaven' or 'Tian Tang' in chinese, and most IMPORTANTLY, Coco becoming an Air Steward in SIA. The last position regrading Coco may seem trivial when compared to the rest, but it is the very postion that MUST be secured in order to get the ball rolling. With that, I suggest that all readers start treating us better if you see any of us in person. Peace Out, Optimus (soon to be be called King Optimus)

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Reminder

Count Down to Coco Pops Day : 1 Day left

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Annoucement

Everyone knows this is year is the Year of the Rat. What only a handful of people only know is that the Year of the Rat begins with a week dedicated to the BIGGEST, SNEAKIEST RAT of them all. This week is the Week of the CoCo: It is CoCo Week. Yes yes, this long forgotten period marks the beginning of a week long period of sneakiness by Coco and culminates on the 14th of February with "Coco Pops Day".....Valentines day, pui, Coco will be the center of attraction that day. So, if possible, the roving reporter here at block7rocks will try to get the scoop on his sneaky doings, but no promises guaranteed. Peace out Optimus

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KaraokEE: The People have spoken

Alamak. Not enough comments for dear Mr. Wong. Well folks, it seems that goal of 100 positive statements was just a little too much for Kiki to handle. He won't be singing with the Jam Band nor will be serenading to anyone. Which, come to think of it, may NOT be too bad a thing. Ahaha Kiki would like to extend to his thanks out to everyone who left a positive statement. He also would like to curse anyone who saw the video, thought it was good, but didn't leave a comment, that "May the fleas of a thousand goats infest your pubic hair". "Thanks for ruining my chance at fame, thanks ah......" he was quoted saying. Well, it seems this is the end of this chapter. On a side note, new posts will be up soon. I'm especially looking forward to bring to you the secrets of "Singapore Pie: The Naked Mile" Tilll then, peace out, Optimus

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Happy New Year

TO EVERYONE out there!!!!!!!!! FROM ALL of Us Here At (We haven't chop down the trees yet, give us a few weeks and I'll put up a clearer picture.)

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