Monday, February 25, 2008

Experiment: When $2 isn't really $2

Greetings to all!!! It's been quite some time since the last post.

This is mainly in due to the recent craze that has been spreading around: WAHJONG!!!!

If you do not know what what wahjong is, log on to www.viwawa.com to find out more. There will be a feature on wahjong soon!!!!

Now, back to the issue at hand.

I'm sure that all those staying in NTU are familiar with Ah Lian's Bee Hoon at the 179 Kopitiam. For non NTU-ians, it's simply a store that sells economic bee hoon which is run by a rather friendly Ah Lian. Believe it or not, they actually have a website!!!

Feel free to visit www.179beehoon.blogspot.com
(Thanks to jieying. I saw your msn nick, ahahahaha)

I'm also very sure that many are aware of the rumor that if you are a rather good looking guy, there is a high chance that you will get a discount on your food. I, myself, have never been able to receive any of these rumored discounts although with my rather sloppy appearance, I think I don't really fulfill the necessary requirements.

However, amidst all these rumors, there is an even BIGGER rumor.

You see, it is rumored that AW SI KUAN (ASK) of block 7 fame, receives the biggest discount in the the entire universe!!!!!!!!!

As luck would have it, on a recent supper trip, I personally had the chance to verify the rumors for myself.

I won't go into details, but basically for and order of maggi mee, chicken wing and egg, it cost me a mere $2.00 when I ordered with ASK.

Later when packeting for a few friends, an order of 3 packets of the same combination as above, except that ASK WASN'T around, came to a total of $8.00.

How the hell does that work out?????!!!!!!! I was totally stunned, blurred, bamboozled.

Well, from my point of view, the two rumors are true. First, the discount thing is true. Second, I look like crap. Ahahahhahaha.

At this moment in time, my guess is that you're thinking that it doesn't matter whether a not the rumors are true or not because either:
  1. You are not good looking.
  2. You are a girl.
Ah Ha!! You see, this where I, Optimus Prime, have good news for you all!

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THE 179 BEE HOON EXPRESS CREDIT CARD!!!!!

Using this to pay for you plate of bee hoon entitles you to an undisclosed discount to your order.

People interested in signing up for this card, please send me a photo of your self and I will get back to you ASAP if your application goes through.

Bee Hoon: $0.30, Egg: $0.50, Chicken Wing: $1.00, For everything else: Just ASK. AHAHAHAHAH

Peace Out,
Optimus

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