BYE BYE |
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Answers Part II: The Coco Chronicles
Recently, I have been having some fun with .GIF files. Basically, I was was just messing about when I had a sudden stroke of genius!!!! An eureka moment you could call it!!! Believe it or not, the humble .GIF while will help us answer a question that has transcended time and space for eternity. And that is, how Weichong aka Coco would look with his eyes open!!!!  That I think, speaks for itself. Peace Out, Optimus |
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
If JLO can cook, so can you....if you consider that cooking that is.
Block 7 guys would make good husbands. If you ask me, that is some pretty fine cookin'. Now, if any of you reading this are laughing at JLO at this moment, unless you can flip better than JLO, you should be ashamed of yourself. JLO has never gone through any proper cooking classes. So, even though the flipping was pretty bad, if you even consider it flipping due to the lack of height and that he got a small bit stuck on the wall and that he had to try 3 times although I don't understand why he needed to flip one egg 3 times and the fact that nobody in the freaking wide world flips SCRAMBLED eggs because you don't flip scramble eggs, you SCRAMBLE them......I think it was a very good show on his part. =) So as you can see from the video, If JLO can cook, so can you. Disclaimer: Whether or not you consider the about mention activity as 'cooking' is up to the individual's opinion. We here at block 7 at block 7 consider that as cooking as there are some people in this block who can't even cook instant noodles!!! YES!!!YOU!! YOU!! WONG KEE HAW!!!! Everyone still remembers you making instant noodles that were suppose to be dry into soup!!! Oh, just in case some of you wish try the dish, I have included the recipe. JLO's "Flip 'em high" Scrambled Eggs. Serves 7-8 people or 1 hungry Alvin Lim Ingredients 1 tray of eggs (12 eggs) 1 tbsp oil Salt and pepper to taste 1 loaf of bread Porcedure 1. Crack all eggs into a bowl and whisk them with all you might!!! Season with salt and pepper 2. Cook a portion of the eggs in a frying pan with the oil. Follow the technique in the video to ensure they get scrambled properly. Er, you don't need let a piece of egg get stuck on the wall though. 3. Place cooked eggs on a slice of bread, cover with another slice of bread. 4. Repeat till egg mixture is finshed. 5. To serve, place entire bread tower back into it's wrapper. Pass around and enjoy with friends!! Stay tune for more recipes from block 7. Up next, the infamous recipe for Kiki's " Dry noodles served in Soup" Peace Out Optimus |
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
A Sample of what Liwei surfs on the web
This is what Liwei sent to me.........must be the stress that makes him go look for pics like this. But it suits the blog fantastically don't you all think?.....Ahahhahaha, goes well with the banner too. Oh, just to make it clear, although it may look like it, THAT IS NOT ME IN THE PICTURE!!!!  Peace Out, Optimus |
Thursday, April 10, 2008
The Beginning of the End
The day before yesterday I went for my last lecture, Yesterday, I went and printed my last set of notes, Today I went for my final tutorial, "Good luck for your final exams" from my professor I quote, To all those who have followed us here, the conclusion is close at hand For today also marks the beginning of the end. Block7rocks will stop rocking in 30 days. Peace Out, Optimus |
Monday, April 7, 2008
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
OMG....isn't that.......
Hmmmm......today on my way back from Canteen A, I happened to picked up a copy of the Nanyang Chronicle. I don't usually read the whole thing, I just flip through. Instinctive, the first thing I did was flip to the back page, and this is what I saw  Lo and behold.....TWO MEMBERS OF BLOCK 7 WERE IN THE PIC!!!  First off, we have Yee han, and from the expression on his face, it looked as if he could have continued running another 10 km with ease.  Secondly and most importanly, look WHO WE HAVE HERE!!!!!!!!! It's ERIC, my toilet mate!!! Eric Chia Kim Hock!!  Kim Hock!!!! Kim Hock!!!! Oh dear oh dear Kim Hock, where as Yee Han looks as if he could run another 10km, you look as if you were going to collapse after another 10 STEPS!!!!.....not a very nice picture of you I must say. Well, to dear old "Golden Luck" (that's Kim Hock translated to english), it seems Lady Luck wasn't shinning down on you that day. It might have been your 30s of fame, but it looks like you blew it!!!! HAHAHAHA Peace out Optimus PS: Don't worry Kim Hock, I didn't mention that you were running BEHIND that girl, who incidentally looks pretty fit, so it might have been tough to catch up with her. I have managed to save you from at least some embarrassment. PPS: Kim Hock, Coco says you still owe him the singlet!!!!! |
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The Search for Kee Continues
Similiar to what was reported on www.channelnewsasia.com today, the search for alleged lover boy, Mas Selamat KEE-stari will now become more targeted - based on specific intelligence on where he might be hiding. The search for Kiki will now become more targeted - based on specific intelligence on where he might be hiding. If we still do not Kee-stari, then the search will go on to the next phase. The next phase will involve more targeted and specific operations based on leads and intelligence. The public is urged to report any sightings of him. On another note, I came across this link on the Channel News Asia website regarding "What's in a Name". It's kinda boring but the last line in the article caught my eye and it somehow seems to be in tune with current situations. "Attractive female names tended to be soft-sounding and end with the 'EE' sound, whereas the sexiest male names are short and much harder sounding," he said, adding that names with royal links are seen as successful or clever. Hahaha......at least we know ONE person will agree with that. =) Peace out, Optimus (not short or hard sounding at all, DAMN!!!!) P.S: To all those peeps who keep checking this blog for updates (you know who you are!!!), I apologize for the lack of posts. The bane of every final year's student, yes, the accursed FYP is looming over me. Hence, the lack of posts. But fear not, it is going to be over soon, and business will soon be back to normal. |
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Day 3: No Kee
As the search for Selamat Kee( as he is now being referred to as) wears on into its third day, authorities still haven't been able to track Kee down. Today's search was called off prematurely due to worsening weather conditions.  It appears that the public is becoming more and more uneasy with idea of Selamat Kee being on the loose, to the point where some are even considering taking action into their own hands.A restless member of the public, who only wished to be know as alvin was quoted:" he is known to be a master of disguise...so everyone just whack whoever is walking close to qiao eeeeee." Serph, who is know be the head of a large organization in hall, has even suggested laying traps to capture the criminal However, authorities have urged the public to show restraint as they still believe that the capture of Kee is only imminent. Peace out Optimus |
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Day 1: The Hunt for Kee
A BlOCK7ROCKS EXCLUSIVE REPORT Latest News!!!!! Traces of kee kee have been found!!!!! It appears that in the wee hours of Monday night or early Tuesday morning, Kee sneakily sneaked back into room 7-2-111. Although he was cautious enough to cover MOST of his tracks and enter and leave undetected, he left behind one vital piece of incriminating evidence!!!! Trust the sharp eyes of Optimus to be able to sieve out this piece of evidence amidst the piles of rubbish in 7-2-111 (literally).  It's the torn underwear from Sunday night!!! No doubt that it belongs to Kee. Why no doubt? Cos I say so and I got an A for forensic science!!!! And besides, it's in my room, if it ain't mine (and I OBVIOUSLY can recognize my OWN underwear) then its got to be his. From the tag box, I can see that some people are reporting sightings of him. Keep them up!!! Hopefully we can track down the little bugger by before the Old Birds vs New Birds (No Love Birds allowed) match next week!!! Stay tune to this blog for more exclusive updates!!! Peace Out, Optimus |
Monday, March 17, 2008
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Block 7 Ink
Today, I was talking to good ol' Terry Toh.  SUITS HIM VERY WELL DON'T YOU THINK!!!!???? Hopefully, he will listen to all you readers!!!!! Peace Out Optimus |
Hero to Zero
It's seems the last post was a snub or just plain bad karma. For some odd reason, after that last post, as Mdm Cheng so correctly pointed out, no freaking body left a tag!!!! From a ZERO  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  To everybody's HERO!!!!! KUAN KUAN!!! (Is it just me or does it look like he's half naked in the picture??????) Peace out Optimus |
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
I Am (Wahjong) Legend
As mentioned in my previous post, it has become apparent the the epidemic that is WAHJONG is slowly getting out of hand. More and more people are falling prey to this social ill. Tutorials are being left undone, notes are not being read and FYP reports are not being written. WHY WHY WHY WHY???? Why and how has the such an evil crept into our lives. It is because "IT IS DAMN FUN!!!!!!!" Why is it fun as compared to the real thing?...well I can't really put it into words so I'll uses somebody else. As quoted from Xiaxue.blogspot.com The problem with MJ is, besides the fact that people slowly start to play bigger and bigger until it starts to become a liability, is that MJ, being a game where money is involved afterall, BRINGS OUT THE WORST IN PEOPLE.(I used pink cause they say she likes pink.) I actually thought it was just the fact that it was more convenient. No need table, no need tiles, no noise, NO NEED TO FIND KHAKI!!!! Hahahaha, but hers sounds more profound and intellectual, so we'll just stick with that instead. However, one of the irks of wahjong is what I call the "One Tai King" strategy. Since money is not involved in wahjong, the only incentive for winning would simply be the bragging rights and the experience points so that your character levels up faster. Because of this, some people don't mind winning with just one TAI. My roomie, Wong Kiki or keeballs as he is more affectionately know in wahjong cyberspace, uses this strategy a lot. THE BLOODY CHEAPO!!!!!! So for those Wahjong-ers out there. If ever you see Keeballs join your table, watch out for the One Tai King!!!!! Alternatively, you could just join the 3 to 5 Tai minimum channels. Despite his nick, keeballs got no balls to join you there. Ahahaha Despite my stand towards wining with a small number of Tais, like real mahjong, it is still very difficult to win BIG BIG in wahjong. Those who play will testify to that. However, it has finally happened!!!! Someone has gotten a 13 terminals(13 yao) win in Wahjong!!! The chance of winning with this hand is preposterously hard. I can only wonder how gan cheong he was while waiting for his last tile. Ahahahah But here is the proof   Getting this hand has placed him in the annuals of Wahjong history. No doubt that future generations of Wahjong-ers will look upon this man as a legend. Well, lets all find out who the legend that is AhBearBear really is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Congrats to AhBearBear for winning big big. The only thing that will probably cause slight pain is that it wasn't in real mahjong or else HUAT AH!!!!! AHAHAHAHAA. I heard that two players left that table after his win. ahaha Peace Out Optimus |
Success doesn't come first time
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Monday, February 25, 2008
Experiment: When $2 isn't really $2
Greetings to all!!! It's been quite some time since the last post. This is mainly in due to the recent craze that has been spreading around: WAHJONG!!!! If you do not know what what wahjong is, log on to www.viwawa.com to find out more. There will be a feature on wahjong soon!!!! Now, back to the issue at hand. I'm sure that all those staying in NTU are familiar with Ah Lian's Bee Hoon at the 179 Kopitiam. For non NTU-ians, it's simply a store that sells economic bee hoon which is run by a rather friendly Ah Lian. Believe it or not, they actually have a website!!! Feel free to visit www.179beehoon.blogspot.com (Thanks to jieying. I saw your msn nick, ahahahaha) I'm also very sure that many are aware of the rumor that if you are a rather good looking guy, there is a high chance that you will get a discount on your food. I, myself, have never been able to receive any of these rumored discounts although with my rather sloppy appearance, I think I don't really fulfill the necessary requirements. However, amidst all these rumors, there is an even BIGGER rumor. You see, it is rumored that AW SI KUAN (ASK) of block 7 fame, receives the biggest discount in the the entire universe!!!!!!!!! As luck would have it, on a recent supper trip, I personally had the chance to verify the rumors for myself. I won't go into details, but basically for and order of maggi mee, chicken wing and egg, it cost me a mere $2.00 when I ordered with ASK. Later when packeting for a few friends, an order of 3 packets of the same combination as above, except that ASK WASN'T around, came to a total of $8.00. How the hell does that work out?????!!!!!!! I was totally stunned, blurred, bamboozled. Well, from my point of view, the two rumors are true. First, the discount thing is true. Second, I look like crap. Ahahahhahaha. At this moment in time, my guess is that you're thinking that it doesn't matter whether a not the rumors are true or not because either:
Introducing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  THE 179 BEE HOON EXPRESS CREDIT CARD!!!!!Using this to pay for you plate of bee hoon entitles you to an undisclosed discount to your order. People interested in signing up for this card, please send me a photo of your self and I will get back to you ASAP if your application goes through. Bee Hoon: $0.30, Egg: $0.50, Chicken Wing: $1.00, For everything else: Just ASK. AHAHAHAHAH Peace Out, Optimus |
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
One in a Million or a Million in one?
2008 Singapore Pools Hong Bao Draw Today, in order to finance our plans to take over the world, I made the diligent trip down to Bugis to buy toto at Fu Lu Shou. Along the way, I made extra effort to give my seat up TWICE. One to an auntie and the other to a lao ah pei. All this to ensure that my karma was on the right note. Anyway, when i reached the place, I WAS THE YOUNGEST BUGGER IN THE QUEUE!!!!.....All the aunties were looking at me and thinking "What is this young punk doing here???!!!!". Nonetheless, I ignored their piercing stares, and below is the results of my efforts.  I bought $120 worth of quick pick!!!! That's 240 bets!!! 40 tickets!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHASo come Thursday, please be informed that block 7 will be officially closed from 10 pm onwards as there will be a closed door meeting to distribute our millions. HUAT AH!!!!!!!!!! Peace out, Optimus |
Monday, February 18, 2008
Goals in Life
Let's admit it. The majority of people at Block7rocks are OLD. We will be graduating in a couple of months, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that the senior members of the block( which includes myself) start talking about what we want to do once our undergraduate experience is over. After a long a discussion, we have decided and come up with..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  YES, WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!What a great idea!! Who says we don't set great expectations for ourselves??? But then we realized that perhaps that was too much to ask of us, so we decided to just take over Singapore instead. Now if you think that we are going into politics then you are wrong! You see, we have carefully laid out a plan that will bring us to power in around 20 years, however I am not that stupid to reveal the detail here. However, what I WILL reveal is the catalyst behind this plan. You see, this all started when a particular member of block 7 asked us for some opinions about pursuing a certain career. Lets call this fella: Jerry Ong  Claiming to be camera shy, this was the best photo I could get him to take. So just what did Jerry want to be when he grows up? Maybe the too many episodes of Prison Break and CSI had caused something to snap in his brain. Or perhaps the many hours of reading the right doings of Constable Ah Cai as child had trigger something in his subconscious. You see, dear Jerry Ong wants to be a police man!!!!!!!! Yes a policeman!!!!! Now, I'm sure most of you would think: "What's so funny about that? Nothing wrong with being a police officer." Ah ha, but then you don't know Jerry Ong. ( If you did, you probably be laughing pretty hard right now) Lets just say that Jerry isn't the sort that you would associate with upholding the law. Breaking, maybe if not highly likely. Upholding? No chance in hell. Of course, being the kaypoh person that I am, I was interested in why he was interested in being a policeman, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(Sorry, I just can't stop laughing at the thought of him as a cop) Optimus: Eh Jerry, why you want to be a policeman? Jerry: Stop calling me Jerry. Optimus: Ok, Jerry. Jerry: I said stop it. Optimus: Ok Jerry Jerry: Arghhh...Ok, fine. Optimus: Ok Jerry, so why you want to be a policeman? Jerry: You see hor, I want to work at the CID. Optimus: Not a bad idea. Considering your tattoo, your hair, that you smoke and the way you talk, I can't picture you passing the interview to be a NORMAL policeman. Ahahahahahahhaha Jerry: Kan ni nar Optimus: So why the CID? Jerry: Oh, this one I got give a lot of thought to it. Cos hor, then I can go and catch all the prostitutes. Then hor, they all sure want to bribe me, maybe with sex! Confirm zai. Optimus: Ahahaha, you lao ti ko pei!!! Jerry: Not finish yet. After that I can still go and pimp them!! Optimus: Wahahaha. Brother, I fear for your future and the way I look at it, the future of Singapore as well!! It was with that last line that started the idea that we should one day come to power. I will slowly leak out some hints on how we will go about carrying this monumental plan. Basically, it involves me becoming the head of a bank, Jerry becoming the Police Chief, Kiki becoming a lawyer, Daro becoming the Minister of Home Affairs, Bear(I will introduce him on the blog soon) opening the nightlcub called 'Heaven' or 'Tian Tang' in chinese, and most IMPORTANTLY, Coco becoming an Air Steward in SIA. The last position regrading Coco may seem trivial when compared to the rest, but it is the very postion that MUST be secured in order to get the ball rolling. With that, I suggest that all readers start treating us better if you see any of us in person. Peace Out, Optimus (soon to be be called King Optimus) |
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Annoucement
Everyone knows this is year is the Year of the Rat. What only a handful of people only know is that the Year of the Rat begins with a week dedicated to the BIGGEST, SNEAKIEST RAT of them all. This week is the Week of the CoCo: It is CoCo Week.  Yes yes, this long forgotten period marks the beginning of a week long period of sneakiness by Coco and culminates on the 14th of February with "Coco Pops Day".....Valentines day, pui, Coco will be the center of attraction that day. So, if possible, the roving reporter here at block7rocks will try to get the scoop on his sneaky doings, but no promises guaranteed. Peace out Optimus |
KaraokEE: The People have spoken
Alamak. Not enough comments for dear Mr. Wong. Well folks, it seems that goal of 100 positive statements was just a little too much for Kiki to handle. He won't be singing with the Jam Band nor will be serenading to anyone. Which, come to think of it, may NOT be too bad a thing. Ahaha Kiki would like to extend to his thanks out to everyone who left a positive statement. He also would like to curse anyone who saw the video, thought it was good, but didn't leave a comment, that "May the fleas of a thousand goats infest your pubic hair". "Thanks for ruining my chance at fame, thanks ah......" he was quoted saying.  Well, it seems this is the end of this chapter. On a side note, new posts will be up soon. I'm especially looking forward to bring to you the secrets of "Singapore Pie: The Naked Mile" Tilll then, peace out, Optimus |
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
KaraokEE: Is this off KEE? You decide
Monday, January 28, 2008
Tuesday Night Profiles: L'enfant terrible
Welcome to the 2nd installment of Tuesday Night Profiles where every Tuesday, an honorary member of Block 7 will be profiled for the pure amusement of this blog's loyal readers. Alright folks, after a 1 week hiatus, Tuesday Night Profiles is back! This week's feature member is indeed a true blue block 7 alumni. He, however, turned his back on us for the greener pastures of Block 1 a year ago. Once be touted as the King of Block 7, he now resides happily in a single ( although mostly occupied by two people) room as he enjoys his retirement from this block's nonsense. We the generous people of block 7, have forgiven his treacherous ways and are now proud to present to you the 2nd inductee to Block 7 Honorary Member roll. Some say he once ate the entire menu of Can 2's Western food in one sitting and that if his has so much mass, that his body has it's own gravitational field, and moons, and satellites........ All we know is, he's called: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ALVIN LIM  Name : Alvin Lim Ming Qing Course : Electrical & Electronic Engineering Year : Final Year Hobbies : Eating, Rugby, Eating, Soccer, Eating, Sweet Young Things and Eating Additional Points: Able to manipulate body size Alvin, who is more endearingly referred to as Ah Lim, is secretly a member of the Akimichi Clan. For those of you who do not watch the anime Naruto, being a member of the Akimichi clan allows one to change and manipulate the size of different body parts. (No dirty thoughts here ah, guys)  Here is Alvin's take at trying out that the same body part size technique. As you can see, being the amateur that he his, he takes some time to complete the skill and it seems he has only mastered changing the size of his face!  As usual, I took an opportunity to sit down and have lunch with Alvin outside Canteen 2 . This time however, I was also joined by two females, who just happened to be around, XXX and YYY as they shall be called. This is how the conversation went.Optimus: Ah Lim, we sit down have lunch first, then later I just do a short interview. Alvin: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!! Optimus: What's wrong? Alvin: I damn stress...........I dunno what to eat!!!!! Optimus: ............ 10 minutess and a $ 3.30 plate of Chap Chai Peng later Optimus: Ok, so let's get on with business, what have.... XXX: Oei, Alvin, what you doing for V-day???? Alvin: Wah lau, you all girls really gian flowers so much meh? XXX & YYY: YAH!!!!!!!!!! Alvin: Ask you all, you all prefer Ang Pao(red packet) or flowers? YYY: I prefer flowers lah! Alvin: But ang pao got money then can buy you flowers, but flowers cannot exchange for ang pao!! XXX: AHAHAHAHHA.........( she started laughing like a hyena) Optimus: Eh....can I have some attention here? Alvin: Ok YYY: (Points to the Hall Prod Banner outside canteen 2) Eh, your girlfriend got very long legs. Alvin: Got meh?....she quite short leh. YYY: Ahahahhaha Optimus: HELLO!!!! Attention!!! ME!!! NOW!!!! Alvin: kkkkk.......you want to eat dessert?...we try the new taiwan ice lah. Note that at this point, XXX is still laughing like a hyena 10 minutes, 1 Mango Mania and 1 Milk Ice with Chocolate later Alvin: Eh you know ah, it would be damn cool if you put use the Hall Production Banner and photoshop my pic into it, next to QQ Optimus: Ahahaha, actually that would be quite funny. Alvin: Oh shit...I am going to be late for class, i zao first. XXX & YYY: BYE!!!! Optimus: WTF!!!!!!!!!! Ok, in terms of an interview, that was as close to a complete failure as possible. Although we haven't been able to get a better understanding of Alvin, at least we do get a delightful little photo to enjoy.  Hopefully, next week's feature will be more willing to sit down and have an interview with me. Tune in next week when we talk to the Honorary Member Number 3: Darrel Teo Wei Yang. Peace Out, Optimus |
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Thursday Transformation: Vendetta to be like Nakata Part II
Every Thursday we highlight a boy's dream to be like his idol. In the second installment of Vendetta to be like Nakata. Our protagonist, Hero, takes on the challenge of trying to sculpt his hair to a style similar to that of Hidetoshi. Step 1  Use only Gastby brand clay. It's Japanese like Nakata, that's why Step 2  Using many year of practice, Hero is able to scoop up the exact amount of clay each time. For those first timers out there, be warned, it may require a lot of practice before you can do it as well as Hero. Step 3  Smear the amount of clay into the palm of your hand Step 4  Rubs the palm of your hands together to evenly distribute the clay. Step 5  Again using the palm of your hands, rub the clay into your hair, and not you scalpStep 6  Using your fingers, scrunch your hair together.Step 7  Use the tips of your fingers to 'roll' you hair into small spikey knobs.Step 8  Apply the same technique as step 7, do your fringe in the same way. Step 9  Again, using Gatsby Hair Spray to lock the style in place. Step 10  The completed look.Well, that's the end of this week's segment. Hero didn't mention to me what aspect of Nakata he will be emulating next week. So it looks like we will only find out next week. Till then. Peace Out, Optimus |
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Top 5: Worst First Date Songs
Remember, Remember, the 23rd of November
Eh Ba Geh, it's been exactly two months since you left, but it seems to have been so much longer. I think if you could read all the nonsense I write in this blog, you would gan me saying I liao si kang, hahaahah. SO.........amidst all the nonsense and rubbish, I am going to put up a serious post. This one's for you my friend. ~In Memory~  POH BOON SANDeparted 23 November 2007 (While in service, Singapore National Dragon Boat Team) If We Could Bring You Back Again If we could bring you back again, For one more hour or day, We’d express all our unspoken love; We’d have countless things to say. If we could bring you back again, We’d say we treasured you, And that your presence in our lives Meant more than we ever knew. If we could bring you back again, To tell you what we should, You’d know how much we miss you now, And if we could, we surely would. - Joanna Fuchs Rest in Peace my Brother |
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
不能说的秘密
Jay Chou once sang about a Secret That Could Not Be Told. Like DUH!!!.... Of course it can't be told, that's WHY it's a S-E-C-R-E-T!!! (no offense to his fans, that was just to grab your attention) Well, I on a the other hand, ironically have some Secrets that not only can be told, but SHOULD be told to the whole wide world. This year's Golden Globes may have been canceled, but let me tell you who I think would have won the "Best Amateur Movie" category. Now, I know what you all thinking: " That's sounds more like a category for awards in the Porn Industry!" Yes, that's true, it does sound like it, and probably if you went and googled "Best Amateur Movie", you would get porn sites as your first 3 hits, of which the second would link to some home-made videos.......not that I did it, I swear!!!!! Ok ok, back to the movie. Well, not actually a movie, but rather a play. This seasons most highly anticipated, most highly acclaimed play finally hits our shores for 1 night only  ByHall 2 'Verve' Productions The team behind this play has been hard at work to bring you a stunning performance. However, even though opening night draws near, the entire crew has been hush hush over the entire play i.e. it's story lines, location, time and actual date. However, here at block7rocks.blogspot.com, we have manage to persuade one of the top heads of the production into giving some tasty tidbits of the upcoming play. Weijie (not his real name) is quoted saying that this play is "Full of sex, violence, lies and most importantly, Secrets, hence the title" However, he wasn't willing to disclose anymore information, saying with a cok look on his face "The rest is a SECRET, ahahhahahahahhahahaa" That was disappointing because he didn't tell us the following things:
NTU Hall 2 Verve Productions presents Secrets are meant to be kept from others forever. While people are drawn together because of the secret they share, it can also destroy everything including kinships and friendships. A university undergraduate Lorene has a happy family and a wonderful best friend. One day, she discovers that she may lose her best friend unless she keeps the secret deep in her heart. Can she keep the secret well? Just then, Lorene discovered a secret that could destroy her happy family. Can the scattered pieces of a happy family portrait be pieced back together again? Damn, I so think that more people would be interested if he could have told us about all that. It's really is a pity he didn't. Had he told me that, I in turn would have advertise that this is great play to go to. I would have said to all the guys out there that if you have a girlfriend, bring her to this play. If there is a girl you like, ask her out to this play. I would have also said to all the girls out there that if you have a boyfriend, bring him to the play (but make him pay), if there is guy you like, ask him out to this play(but make him pay). See, I would have loved to tell all you readers this, but since he wasn't willing to tell us anything, I am deeply sorry that I can't. =( All I can say is that everyone now has to buy tickets to find out. Peace Out, Optimus PS: For members of the public or non Hall 2 residents who wish to buy tickets, please do call either of the numbers mentioned above. They will make the necessary arrangements for you, which will most likely be collecting your tickets on production day at the door. Thanks for your patronage. |
It's Not Just About Being Naked
WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost 800 Hits, just a few more and this blog will be nearer to that goal of 10, 000, 000!!!!!!!!! Keep it up guys! Well, first of all, apologies for the lack of post these few days. My computer was down and the other ass holes in this block, while constantly feeding me with new ideas, wouldn't lift a finger to even write even a single post amongst themselves. As such, Tuesday Night Profile on Alvin Lim will be up on probably only in a day or two. Next, after the post on Vendetta to be like Nakata, many queries have been brought forward with regard to his actual training program. Hence I would like to use this opportunity to clarify it up. Of course, 100% of all questions asked were pertaining to the same issue. That is: "Should We Carry Out These Exercises In The Buff, In Our Birthday Suit, Nude, Undressed or whatever other terms you have for Naked??" Well now, the truth is that it is not just about performing the exercises naked. You see, what all of you have FAILED to notice, was that in ALL the photos, the DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN!!!  Yes, the open door plays a vital role in the training program. By keeping the door open and being prone to getting caught with your pants down (literally), it's raises the heart beat as you are always kan cheong (nervous). Furthermore, because you are kan cheong of getting caught, there is pressure to complete the exercises even faster resulting in a more intensive workout! So, to conclude, Hero's training requires not only for you to be naked, but to have your door wide open and having your butt shown to the whole wide world as well!!! I hope that clears up any doubts about the training program. Also do note that that due to the overwhelming response to his training regime, Hero, with the help of Terry "Fox" Toh, will be conducting a Naked Mile Run. Interested parties may sign up for this ( In my own opinion, grotesque) event at 7-2-106 Do check back for more posts, they will be up soon. Peace Out Optimus. |
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